If you're unlucky enough to find yourself in a courtroom, you're probably scared of hearing the words "jail" or "prison" in your sentence.
But more frequently, judges are issuing strange punishments to give convicts an alternative to the big house or even having to pay a fine.
Just a few weeks ago, a judge ordered a South Carolina woman to read the Old Testament as part of her punishment for drunk driving.
She's not alone.
Another defendant was sentenced to wear a chicken suit in public while two others handed out water-safety fliers while standing in a kiddie pool.
Twenty hours of Beethoven, Chopin, and Bach.

The punishment only lasted around 15 minutes.
Andrew Vactor, 24, was initially fined $150 for blasting loud rap music in his car.
But Judge Susan Fornof-Lippencott offered to cut the fine to $35 if he agreed to listen to 20 hours of classical music including Beethoven, Chopin, and Bach, the AP reported in 2008.
Fornof-Lippencott wanted Vactor to know how it felt to listen to music he didn't enjoy, the AP reported.
But Vactor lasted 15 minutes before opting to pay the fine, telling the AP he needed to skip the music so he could get to basketball practice.
"I didn't have the time to deal with that," Vactor told the AP. "I just decided to pay the fine."
A couple opted to stand in a childrens' pool and hand out pamphlets about water safety.

An Ohio couple went from tasting danger on the rapids of Ohio to embarrassing themselves in front of people while standing in a kiddie pool.
Grace Nash and Bruce Crawford ignored flood emergency warnings and took an unregistered raft to the Grand River for a swim, CBS News reported in May 2011.
When they made it to land, they allegedly misled officials about the details of their misadventure.
They eventually admitted to the whole thing and got a 90-day sentence in jail, according to News Net 5.
Thirty days were reportedly knocked off immediately, and Ohio Judge Michael Ciconnetti gave them an option to knock off the rest: standing in a childrens' pool, wearing life jackets, and handing out water safety pamphlets during a food festival.
A court order to dine at the Red Lobster and go bowling.

An argument over a husband not wishing his wife a happy birthday ended in court.
An arrest affidavit alleged Joseph Bray pushed his wife onto a couch and held his fist up to her, though never hitting her, the Sun Sentinel reported in February.
"It was a minor incident, in the court's opinion," Judge John Hurley reportedly said. "The court was would not normally do that if the court felt there was some violence but this is very, very minor and the court felt that that was a better resolution than other alternatives."
He reportedly asked Bray's wife what she liked to do, the Sentinel reported. She answered that she enjoyed bowling and eating at Red Lobster.
"Flowers, birthday card, Red Lobster, bowling," Hurley reportedly ordered.
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